Next generation poets

I don’t fit the bill but you can find me impostering anyway in Willesden Library Centre at 8 pm on Thursday 20th inst. with other members of the local Writers Workshop. We’re supporting readings by poets Catherine Smith and Nick Drake to “celebrate the launch of the Next Generation Poets collection of books.”

Google: Japanese women for sale on eBay

I was searching for a poetry site to repair a dead link on my website. The site was called “Japanese Women Poets”. When I searched for it on Google, I got the following, listed alongside the results:

Discount Japanese Women
New & used selection. Japanese Women for sale.

Women For Sale
Low Priced Women. Big Selection!

Japanese Women Need Love
We want Nice guy to Love and go for date together.

Here, try it for yourself and let me know if they’re any good.*

*Well they’ve gone and fixed it, but not before I got this screenshot.