1. The annoying little mannerisms of stupid people in my office
2. Old age is lonely and things ain’t what they used to be
3. Prologue followed by Grandad’s story from the war
4. I know how to talk like a chav, innit
5. The time I visited somebody who was dying
6. The unhappy couple go for a holiday
8. Everything is filthy round here and I am doolally
9. The remarkable person I knew slightly at college, who was terribly misunderstood.
(to be continued)